inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation
normalityisfreaky:

caat-dmc:

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~~ your booty like two planets~~ is this the girl Jason talking bout in the song… because daaamnn that booty.. 
chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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kimkanyekimye:

Why are they all so perfect?